Maybe you'll be so kind as to order us one of these candles which, apparently, fills the air with the aromas of "antiquated leather-bound volumes...and parchment."
D.L. & Co. Modern Alchemy Ex Libris Candle, at Candles Off Main
Or (preferred option) perhaps you'll book us into a weekend getaway at "Manhattan's most celebrated concept luxury hotel," the Library Hotel.
We'll take The Arts floor - thank you - and your novel is due back in three weeks.