Maybe you'll be so kind as to order us one of these candles which, apparently, fills the air with the aromas of "antiquated leather-bound volumes...and parchment."
Or (preferred option) perhaps you'll book us into a weekend getaway at "Manhattan's most celebrated concept luxury hotel," the Library Hotel.

We'll take The Arts floor - thank you - and your novel is due back in three weeks.
3 comments:
Ah DFW!!!!!
I will gladly take either or both of those! Thank you!
The Library Hotel has the same quote as the DPL...
hmmmmmm?! At 45 bucks a pop, you may want to be content with sniffing the real thing!
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