Bonus Bone: Ribbon Bottle Opener

Ribbon Bottle Opener, at Generate, $27

I have a bottle opener so I do not need this but - hubba hubba - does the art lover within me ever yearn for it. I can honestly say that I have never seen a prettier or more elegant beer opener in my life. I feel almost silly typing those words in combination: "art lover," "more elegant," "Heiniken," etc. Yet this small piece of steel shows me that even the small act of opening a bottle can be inexpensively elevated.

Ribbon Bottle Opener in action, at Elsewares, $25

For these reasons, I, Cardboard, declare this a Design Boner.