Boudreaux's Butt Paste, at drugstore.comI think I first encountered this product, this beloved Butt Paste, as a gag gift. It sat unused in my bathroom closet until, in gushing desperation, I grabbed for its happy baby tube.
I can't remember what that original ailment was that made me decide to finally use this hilarious joke medicine. But since then, I've caked it on scrapes, burns, rashes, super dry skin, and, during this recent terrible cold, a tissue-abused nose. It smells a bit of cocoa and shares consistency with sculpting clay but, most importantly, it works.
Oh and hey, I've heard it actually works miracles for diaper-raw baby butts!
For these reasons, I, Cardboard, declare this a Design Boner.