Sick & Silver

The Silver Room, at Crazy Bear Oxford

I'm all laid up in bed, burning through both the first season of 30 Rock and an entire box of kleenex. I feel like crap...if crap had sinus passages that could get all clogged up and then - after the 40th sneeze of the day - they clear for two precious seconds and I CAN BREATHE AGAIN and this is so wonderful (!) and....oh ow, my head... [re-snot]

You get it. But I'm thinking an ornate silver bed might make me feel a teensy bit better about this situation.

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